Thursday, October 16, 2008

Economic Metaphors That Never Were...

Is anyone else sick of the financial tsunamis and holocausts and meltdowns? I think it's time for a new genre of financial hyperboles. How about:

1. Equity Bukake Fest
2. Financial Gangbang
3. Treasury Dominatrix: Paulson
4. Foreclosure Orgy
5. Families in Credit Bondage
6. CEO Golden Showers
7. Federal Reserve Deep Throats Wall Street

Ok, you get the gist. Wall Street Journal, I'm here if you need some fresh ideas!

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